How Full is Your Glass?

The Optimist says the glass is half full.
The Pessimist says

the glass is half empty.
The Prosecutor wants to know who drank the other half.
The Cynic is waiting for someone to take the last half.
The Scientist wants to know what’s in the glass.
The Motivational Speaker will tell you no matter what it looks like, the glass runneth over.
The Consultant says let’s examine the question, prepare a strategy for an answer, and all for a daily rate of…
The Liberal insists the glass is completely full.
The Conservative insists its completely empty.
The Cost Accountant says the glass
is twice as big as it needs to be.
Michael Josephson says be grateful that you have a glass.


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